In the End....Hong Kong It is...Will Our Divided Path Join Again??

Sorry that I din update my blog coz my monitor finally died on Thursday morning 11.45 am…no matter how I tried to revive it…well….it’s not the cable problem either….*long sigh* so it’s DEAD. Well I m able to blog now becoz I just bought a new CRT monitor 15 inches…for RM 288. I think the price ok lar….got two years guarantee summore.

Hehe…anyway guys I M BACK!!!! Dun worry bout that leh…

Btw I think in the end it’s Hong Kong for me ler…I haf submitted the forms and stuffs and in two months’ time I will be off to HK…early July I think coz I hafta go through a summer programme before the uni programme commences….

I chose HKUST coz :

First, approximately I will spend HKD10,000 more each year in HKUST other than the HKD100,000 the uni gonna give me each year….and in total that would be, HKD30,000 which is equal to RM14,000. Comparing to Singapore where I dun haf any scholarship at all, thinking that if I might get full loan, I still hafta pay like RM48,000 at least for my accommodation and living expenses in that four years of studies….

Second, HKUST has a 3 years course while Singapore uni is 4 years. One year less and PLUS HKIE is one of the signatory boards in the world organization of IE…Singapore is not (I heard that Singapore is trying to sign up for the signatory board…).Course approved by HK has more power in the terms of worldwide job prospect. And I can work in Malaysia as well. ;-)

Third, THERE IS NO BOND!!! Singapore unis have bonds on u such that u hafta work for them after finishing ur course but HK doesn’t have that crap…..

So in the end it’s HK right? *deep sigh* Altho I dun really feel like going but I dun think wanna miss this chance of a lifetime to slip past me….And now I really dun feel like leaving ler…………..ARGGGHH!!! I m so not ready for this!!!

Well, all u guys know…in the end our gang all separated d…..Australia (Perth, Melbourne, Brisbane), Russia, England, Japan, Singapore, KL and now I m going Hong Kong….i guess finally it has reached the time for us to explore and conquer the world!!!! GAMBATTE KUDASAI!!!! ARGHHH!!

OMFG....BIRD GHEE'S PROFILE IS BEING VIEWED????

WAHLIEW GUYS U NVR WANT TO MESS WITH HONG KONG PPL I TELL U!!! SHIT THEY ARE SO EFFICIENT AND 'RESPONSIBLE'???? (or 'over-responsible'?)

God, i tot they are just going to call me telling me about the procedures and stuffs...ok...at start it seems to be like that....i mar listen lor.....oh....they are doing accreditation every five years...this year is the year they are doing the accreditation for civil engineering programme for HKUST....according to past 10 years record which all pass the accreditation it wont be much of a problem kinda talk.......

okay......it seems fine....but it still doesn't gimme confidence....until 20 mins later she suddenly asked: "yaya...i understand that u r a scholarship holder for civil engineering programme in HKUST?"

i started to sweat a lil....how did she know??
then the answer came swiftly: "ya i talked to the executives of civil engineering department of HKUST regarding this question that u haf asked me after the meeting with her...u r from malaysia right?"

*sweating more now* I swallowed my saliva hard and answered: "hmm...ya."

she continued,"well, i understand that the executive of HKUST civil engineering department Joanne had e-mailed u right? and i oso talked with the programme coordinator and this is my personal view...dun worry about the accreditation...."

i was about to say "hmm thank you" but there was no chance coz i m sweating hard...

then she said: "i heard that u r a very good student...just dun worry about it...even it's the worst case senario where it is not accredited, we will give the uni a year to improve it....the year of updating which is ur intake, wil; oso be covered..."

*SWEAT TILL CANNOT BREATHE LIAO*

there ended the phone convo by thx you and stuffs.

I M IN SHOCK......I M STILL IN SHOCK NOW. wahliew DOES A HKIE ADMIN has to take my e-mail so seriously???????????THIS IS......ARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AND I AM NOT EVEN A GOOD STUDENT!!!!!!!!!

in the depth of my heart i am thinking that i dun wanna go HKUST coz if i go there my results sux then.............................*sweat sweat sweat sweat*

A WARNING TO YOU GUYS!!!! DUN MESS WITH HK PPL.......THEY WILL TAKE THEIR JOBS SERIOUSLY AND THEY WILL CHECK UR PROFILE!!!! DUN SIAO SIAO!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY HKIE!!!!!!

WAHLIEW...AEGIS OF IMMORTAL??

OMFG......guys this is absolutely crazy.....

last night (monday night) i was updating my blog and chatting suddenly my monitor screen blacked out and nvr on again.....i frantically switched off the whole computer and then on it again.....still cannot!!! then i pulled out the monitor data plug from my cpu and try again....CANNOT!

Frustrated, i then switch power plug to another power source to ascertain whether the power source supplying electricity to my monitor could be down or sth....STILL CANNOT

Not willing to give up, i rest the cpu (surely it is not cpu problem...coz the data signal is still on and i can still hear the Beatles singing in my speakers)...and repeated the process mentioned above after every consequent hour till 4 am in the morning...still, the monitor cant be switched on...(cpu is fine in its condition...everything can work...)

therefore i confirmed that....shit, after 8 years my monitor finally ceases its service.therefore i plan to buy a new monitor TODAY...even i draw out the money d...planning to go with Sam to one-stop summore...but before i am going to have my lunch, i syiok syiok on the computer AND OMFG THE MONITOR WORKS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE SHIT......!!!! THIS IS TOTALLY A SHOCK TO ME!!!! IMPOSSIBLE RIGHT???

Guys, tell me sth.....is there a possibility that my monitor saved up an amount of money and bought an aegis of immortal (an item to reincarnate heroes in DOTA) while i played dota without me knowing it????? (i lost 4000 once when i played with AI...strangely hoh!!!!!!!!!!!!)

MY GOD........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Judge for me pls????

A call....??

Guys this is getting more keng......

Remember that i promise u guys to update bout the HK uni stuffs? well here it is...after HKIE told me bout they will reaccredit it on late october, i send them another e-mail again, asking them 'what is the chance of that course being reaccredited in late october?' and i told them about my due date on 2nd May to reply HKUST...

I tot there would be no reply...but surprisingly on monday (today) one of the admin of HKIE asked me for my contact number becoz he/she wanna call me on this wednesday to discuss about this matter...*sweat*

It's getting more and more siao...but i think since it's concerning my future, even i have to strip for porn website i will go for it oso....even the admin wan me to do gay pose oso nvm lar...let it be.....(u guys pray for my virginity on wednesday pls...coz phone sex might occur anytime)

I m ready to sacrifice my first time.......COME!!!!!!

(dun cry for me guys!!!!!!I know u all love me!!!!!)

Rainy Days + the Wish to Buy a Camera…

These few days it’s raining in penang…..*sigh*, I couldn’t even go to jogging…so everytime I look down on my belly I always think of Ah Yap…therefore today I m kinda happy coz it’s finally sunny again (actually, cloudy) and I could go for a jog nanti…15 mins later though.

When I look back on those photos Bird Dan and others took, I thought: shit, without camera I cant even record my own life….i think it’s time for me to buy one….money is still the problem but I think I can ‘work’ my way to it….maybe will try sum part time job to increase my income.

Those who have any good intro bout good digital camera pls tell me ya…I shud have a vague idea on how much is the budget that I shud aim for….

Memoirs Of A Birdsha (Part III) - The Crazy Photoes

WARNING : THIS POST IS 18 SX AND SHUD BE KEPT AWAY FROM CHILDREN UNDER 18 AT ALL COST.

Chin gy.....i hesitate for a very long time but finally i think i will reveal these.....er......really crazy photoes i took during the first Langkawi trip...

That time we were swimming in the resort's swimming pool at around 3 or 4 in the morning after siaoing for a whole day...and plan to siao again...(in the end a lot of us caught flu...)

At that time when we wanna go out of the pool, i used my towel to cover my body in order to 'resist' the 'damage' of the wind blowing on my already very 'thin' body. Then Bird Dan tot of taking pictures of us and i suddenly think of these crazy poses which made a lot of ppl vomit after they saw it....hiak hiak....u judge it lar...is it 'spit rice' enuff???


*sigh* very gai izzit??? haha i m so sexy


all of them said: cibai...u really hiao...i say no ar??? just a crazy pose anyway...hehehee

OKAY...ENUFF ABOUT IT...and if i make u guys vomit, hehe, i have achieved my priority. hiak hiak hiak hiak........

Mendoukusai

Well, the e-mail from Hong Kong Institute of Engineers has reached me…and it says the review of accreditation will be updated in October….WAHLIEW…that is like, er, a very long time! How would I know if I were to study in HKUST and in October their review is not accredited?? This is indeed mendoukusai and I feel like stabbing any of the admin from HKIE who accredits engineering courses…baka……

I still feel that I wanna study in National University of Singapore…*sigh*…will look into this problem in a few days time….coz I think that if I go HK to study an unrecognized degree and can still further my master in other uni which is recognized, then it wont be problem if I go HK to study

Still still, will keep on pondering it.

The Trend of Omegatrend

Aih…I guess lately most of the frens in my circle are into the trend of Omegatrend…dreaming to earn more to become millionaire one day…well, I am not birdy or sth, but if one could become a millionaire by doing direct selling, there would be hundreds of thousands of millionaires around us liao. But no matter what the fever of Omegatrend is still burning…..and it’s burning with a heat so intense that it does not seem that it would stop. (dan u knew it…haha)

One advice to those who wanna ‘invest’ their time in omegatrend…dun take it too seriously that u can be a millionaire by doing that business…concentrate ur time on current stuffs first (such as education, self-improvement) becoz:

1) Omegatrend works on the principle of services. Our circle is still within the age range of 19 to 22, and how many of us are now into earning our own money and using most of the services? (services such as Courts Mammoth, ING insurance, credit cards and stuffs…)

2) The core concept of maintaining this business is really…er…mendoukusai…becoz the points u earn every month will be converted to money and u hafta work all over again the next month…which means u hafta put in A LOT OF EFFORT to support ur downline and ur own line in order to maintain ur monthly earning stabile.

3) The same with the first reason….but in another point of looking at it…to earn the points, u need ppl(ur line, ur downline) to use services…but look at our group of ppl…how many of them will use that much of those services monthly? Are we buying insurances for ourselves now? Do we hold a credit card which we pay ourselves? Do we buy sofas and stuffs monthly? I guess this is an adult business…5 years later it will earn more lar trust me if u are really into it.

*sigh* that’s what I think of…those who are into this omegatrend thingie, take my opinion as ‘looking at it from another side’…and I dun mean to hurt ur ‘enthusiasm’.

On the Verge of Uncertain Future

Guys, I was offered the scholarship in civil engineering by Hong Kong University of Science & Technology…I know some of u might say that I m lucky but actually I m not…becoz this offer causes me immense confusion which torments me these few days.

First, I found out HKUST’s 3 years course is not recognized by Malaysia…though the amount of money given is a lot, but I think I would have to let this option go…this is indeed sth very painful.

Aih…I think I would choose Singapore uni in the end although sg din offer scholarship due to the reason mentioned above.(accreditation prob) But anyhow I will check the details of the accreditation HKUST engineering course coz last night when I surfed Malaysian government website, they stated that they recognize the degree…but I doubt that very much becoz HK Institute of Engineers still do not stated that they accredit that particular course.

I decide to wait for the news from Singapore uni first I guess…..*sigh*…will keep u guys update. Dun worry.

Memoirs Of A Birdsha (Part II) - The Essay

When applying for ntu scholarship (which i dun get...) there was a request for the applicants to submit an essay on a title "write an essay about a person who influences u the most and why"

I was so siao that i wrote this 'creative' and 'birdy' essay and seriously want to submit it....until in the end kena stopped by all my gang...dan lar...tst lar...all say this essay is good but it will be...er...not suitable to become a scholarship essay.........

well, u guys judge it lar....i still think it's good ;-)

When I first laid my lips on his, even I wondered if I could be gay. Everyone around us was staring unbelievably at us, all stunned in consternation. The crowd in the restaurant didn’t even utter anything soft, and I was almost firmly sure that I had invented the technology of stopping time.

Yet I did not regret what I had done, even up till today, kissing the person that has influenced me that much mouth to mouth. After the kiss, he still kept that friendly smile of his, and still looking good now in his characteristic white suit and black bow tie. Everything between us both remains normal, believe me.

The decision to kiss him came after I had endured all those hardships by holding onto the values of his life: determination and perseverance. At the age of 66, he set out on a journey around America, cooking batches of chicken for restaurant owners and getting business for his fried chicken. Even encountering troubles and setbacks, he never gave up. Whenever I felt like giving up in my studies or any of my doings, the determination of Harland Sanders will drag me up from the abyss of despair. I was never ever so grateful for the life lesson that he had taught me of being a person who never gives up easily.

Yes, Harland Sanders, better known as the founder of KFC, is the person that influences me the most. His remarkable life teaches me the lesson that it’s never too late to achieve my dreams, and never to give up. Therefore when I saw him sitting peacefully and smiling friendly in the KFC restaurant, I wanted to thank him for what he brought to my life.

Nothing serves better than a kiss, right? Thank you, Harland Sanders!

Haih...

Sorry to those ppl who are not bloggers and cannot give comments due to my settings….now change d lar….i newbie mar…let me go pls…(u know who u are :-P)

Guys u can see I m adding more features to my sidebar….well…I’ll keep the contents I m currently working on a secret.Hehe.

Btw sth really troublesome happened…my friendster account deleted all my testimonials!!!! SHIT….how in hell would that happen? Anyone knows how to recover them and what made them disappear right beneath my eyes???

This past Sunday I went to TLT’s house (Tulan Thing) becoz his parents wanted me to teach them how to use msn and stuffs…well, I deleted the auto-sign in feature of TLT’s msn messenger in both comps (u gai lar TLT…u made all of us tot that it’s u who on9 and we kept spamming rude words…) So no worries guys!!! No more ‘fake’ TLT on9ing all the time…and we can spam rude words once he on9 d….surely it’s him d.

Memoirs Of A Birdsha (Part I)

Last time when we all (dan, tst, sam, yst, koja, theam and I) went to Leisure Cove for LAN party (all of us who have comps bring all our comps there), sth really shit happened.

The LAN party was held for two days one night….so we had to actually stay there for one night. Because I thought that others will bring toothpaste there so I think it wont hurt if I dun bring mine……hiak hiak hiak…..coz I can borrow mar…..easy….

Then the worst nightmare came……after madding around till 2 sth in the morning, sum of us already wanna go to sleep…..so I wanna brush my teeth, there I mar go borrow toothpaste from my best pal that Bird Dan….

He said: Ok, it’s in the plastic bag in the washroom.

I said: thanks pal.

Then I went into the washroom, bringing my toothbrush, and found that plastic bag. I searched the plastic bag without any effort and found a toothpaste. I squeezed it on my toothbrush and I found out that the color is light brown. I thought: wow, that’s a new kinda toothpaste I never seen before…….NICE…

The process of brushing the teeth commences!!! I feel weird once I tasted the toothpaste…..it’s like the smell of grease…..yeah grease….u know u guys pernah soldered sth in KH lab last time during form 3 right? (soldering = mematri) there’s a kind of grease which is used to make the soldering process smoother…….ya……I m right…..that kinda grease smell……I thought: SHIT.erm….maybe it’s sum kinda herbs ingredients that is meant to make ur teeth stronger??

But after brushing my teeth for more than a minute I really feel like vomiting. This couldn’t possibly be a toothpaste!!!

I rushed out of the washroom, bringing the toothpaste, and asked Bird Dan: what the shit is in this toothpaste?? Is it expired??

Bird Dan went almost dumbstruck, then burst in laughters: THAT’S MY PIMPLE CREAM!!!!

THEN I WENT WAHLIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOO…………!!!!!!!!!SHIT I BRUSHED MY TEETH WITH PIMPLE CREAM FOR MORE THAN ONE MINUTE!!!!!

The smell of grease grew stronger and stronger. I was so PISSED OFF becoz the tooth paste Bird Dan brought is of the size of ur 小指. GY!!!!!!!!!! I dare not to use the toothbrush again to brush my teeth liao so I straight squeeze a portion of the colgate into my mouth and wash my teeth with my fingers…..on and on….this process repeated about 10 to 20 times but the smell of grease was still there!!!!!!

I went totally frantic and used 100 Plus to wash my mouth for over four to five times….even the biscuits, drinks and everything tasted like grease no matter how many times I washed my mouth.

SUI AR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SUI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SUI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I was just sui after all!!!!!!!!!! DAMN IT!!!!

(P/S: memoirs of birdsha records every bird event that happened in the past…..MORE BIRDY stuffs to come…..stay tune!!!!)

Shitty it is guys...the chatterbox problem is bugging me.....margin problem!!! but nvm leave it be until i find the solution lar......mendoukusai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Btw yesterday night discussed with WZ about new stuffs to add into my sidebar......very funny indeed....u guys mate ya..........surely will let u guys laugh till heads fall off <--- Nearly Headless Nick?

I went to register new driving license today (ui seh....me finally a non-P driver hiak hiak), and what made it really funny is, the cashier DIN even notice that it's a bird who was getting the license!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA! he din even look at me.....everyone in the room was dumbstruck, looking at a bird which walked here and there registering for driving license

And also due to air boundaries and suicide-attack bird shit squard terrorist problem, i hafta go and renew my passport in order to validate my personal details while entering other countries' skies......HAIH....that's is shit....i will get my passport by tmr.....it costs RM300!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

will blog again tonite...more exciting stuffs yet to come.......

Life Of A Tuition Teacher

Haih…guys, if u wanna teach tuition, dun teach this bunch of kids!!!!! They very gy…Okay, I sacrificed my dinner to go teach them at 8, then I waited till 8.30 for all of them to settle down. I tot I was the birdiest bird of the bird world, but they are totally on another level!!! That level is not call ‘bird’, it’s called ‘blue’ <----Hokkien.

Imagine u define inertia to them and made them read it and explained it to u again…ok fine…..u say to urself…..they know it d……then after 10 mins u asked them again, what’s inertia? “inertia is sth which is inert.” *&@*&!^&^%!@^%$!^@%

Well, after having my dear dinner I think I dun care bout them that much d…..as long as money is in my pocket ok d…that’s the fact right guys????? $.$

Guess what guys, I made a bet with a stupid, clumsy, lousy, smelly, self-centered, birdy, pinchy and crazy beggar who called himself Fok Ka Yun that I would give him 10 cent rupia if I could learn how to make my blog flourish in two days time!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEING A STINGY PERSON, HOW WOULD I LOSE THAT LOT OF MONEY!!!!!!! DAMA DESU!!!!! IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!! U watch it, beggar!!!!!!!

(P/S: I find that the description of the beggar strangely describe a girl I know oso….deja vu!!!!!!! Wahliew…..her name is Xin Che Eb Ye……..ya she’s a Vietnamese I know…she sux……..)

Hello World

Guys this may have come too late i guess since a lot of ppl has been bugging me to create my own blog.......of course, for a birdy bird like me, it's mendoukusai (japanese-troublesome).

Well guys i guess i haf lotsa to learn from u all....kindly teach me any 'secret art' or 'lost technic' to perfect my blog. Dun be afraid, i have the sharingan, it will nvr be a problem for me to copy. hiak hiak hiak.

The posting begins tonite!!! minnasan, here i come to join u guys open punya sex party/gangbang/sandwich/SM feast/whatever u name it.