Wah today is so gy......u guys used to know that i teach tuition right? and today i stayed back after teaching them for a while, just for the purpose of talking bullshit.
Well, i bullshited a lot to them...lemme describe it...:
the fat gal, form 4, of my class (my class only consisted of three students) was asked by her grandma to drink sum 鸡精 before her exam...(pcghs exam is around the corner...) n she refused coz she said 鸡精 is very hot and not suitable for the body...well, very gai coz she went and asked me what is 鸡精 made of...then the bullshitting commences!!! I said, well, 鸡精, as how the words implied, is made by the sperms of chickens...then she laughed (the whole class oso) laughed in disbelief,she straight said i m a cheater (OF COZ I AM!!!)....but, keeping a really straight face, i looked at her, and started to wave my hands (like how the politicians do in their speech) and i actually go and draw a few organics structure representing the nutrients of the sperms of chicken (of coz bluff one) and bragged about how scientist found out why sperms of chickens are nice for health...
well, after 15 mins of bullshit, all of the class actually looked serious now...and they listened to me very carefully......all look so stern and slowly come to an agreement that i m saying the truth after they asked me a few questions (answered easily by organic chem...) and then the fat gal asked me another stupid question: then how the farm ppl get the sperms from the chickens ar?
Then i started...well, i said, u might not believe it u know, but i've seen the report from england actually.
They all looked so serious.
I continued:
The farm ppl...they put sex videos of chickens mating for them to see....on four televisions surrounding the barn...then the male chickens will start masturbating and then they collect the sperms from under the barn....well....in the past, they used to seduce the male chickens manually by using hands....that's why 鸡精 so expensive in the past and nowadays not so expensive d coz the production cost being cut down....
HAHAHAAHAHA......i laughed till wanna blow in my heart but looking at their serious faces, i decided not to break this 'joke'...and i laughed till wanna burst on my way back to my house......HAHAHAHHAA
and this fat gal oso very funny....i keh si keh si talk about bluffed stuffs of me and girls kissing....plus watching sex videos together to cut down the urge to make sex...(bluff till wanna ki siao d), well i bluffed seriously, and she really took it seriously!! GOD!!! and in the end i made her declared that she watched gangbangs sex videos of 3 ppl in front of the class, thus admitted that she searched for porn online oso........HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.....HIAK HIAK HIAK
and in the end before i left, i told them of a sex videos of the NTU & UTAR students making sex (they shot it with hp one)....how interesting it is and how keng it is then they all asked from me !!! (the fat gal, the other gal in the class and the clhs guy). Well, i said NO of coz.....but if.....i told them, u get 80 marks in ur coming add maths exam then i will lend them the videos + a lot of freebies :D :D
THEY ALL GO UPROAR....and they swear die oso wanna try......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOLZ LOLZ!!!!! this is really SIAO MAN....well, i am very confident they wont get so good a results....coz their add maths less than 20 marks one........HIAK HIAK HIAK....well, u see, teaching tuition can be fun oso, if u know how to bullshit and dig stuffs from ur students!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAA
25 comments:
lau ginna
wtf... u chin gy! tell u teach ppl how to add 3 n 4 u go teach not 3 not 4.... sigh.... pity those kids, might b thinking that sex videos r good for the rest of their lifes.... -_-"
what if they tell their parents?
siao siao one u...
on the other hand, u r so bad, teach ppl add maths till they fail....
(shakes head)
hehe
u ah!! teach ppl BLUE stuff!!
tsk tsk tsk...
i won't send my kids to a tuition teacher like u! =S
*shudders*
u ah!! teach ppl BLUE stuff!!
tsk tsk tsk...
i won't send my kids to a tuition teacher like u! =S
*shudders*
to june: i teach tuition at one of their house one....if i dare to ask and tell bout stuffs like that in their house with their parents around, i wont be scared if they tell their parents oso lar
to ee lin: U!! dun tell me u din watch sex videos....those gals tell me bout ping hwa stuffs d....hiak hiak hiak
what sex videos?! never la...(titanic doesn't count)
what ping hwa stuff?!?! TELL la!
walaoeh, y so cibai 1....pity ur students nia..i was rite when i described u as cheating the kids...
wei,what about my school?
lolz.......really wanna know meh? u gals punya 'tradition' and a few really siao stuffs girls did which we guys think that it's really hentai
where got wor.... at least i don't remember any so-called 'tradition' in our school that is siao n hentai... =.=|||
well, in ur gals' perception it's not leh....
i heard of what u gals will do during another gal's birthday wor =P =P
dunno it's true not....but i rank it equally hentai as what we guys do in clhs..........hehehehe
huh?? =S on a girl's birthday?
dunno what u're talking about...
MY GOODNESS !!! haha....the stuff you get up to ....gosh....OMG.....gonna have to keep kids away from you !
where got such things la...
nvr heard b4.. tell la... >.<|||
er, conclusion drawn between wei zhi, wen ying and me....= the first four classes students wont know of what they did coz they know only books, books and nothing but books
wei this is a public site...paiseh if tell here lar right........
lol...
then u msn me when i'm online and tell me lo =X
urm u mean they stripped each other in school.... cheh
which same-sex school dun do that???
i dun think most of us do the "on" thing u ppl do at clhs lah
during birthdays,we....
hmmm....no speciality...not like clhs.....:P
anyway where did u get this piece of information?
to june> no more 'on' in form 6 lar...hahaha...lolz...i get that piece of infos from a lot of my ping hwa students....LOLZ...but the 'on' not like what u think...REALLY WAN ME TO TELL MEH??? GAI LOR...
to jiah ling> sure sure will tell u when u online...but mostly i online late at night nowadays...around 1 am like that
to chuan wei>oi, dun jump to conclusions!!!
chuan wei and ghee>> what?my school got ppl doing so ah?
first time dengar....
ghee>>no more such things in form six,hmm,i see.but i do my form 1 till form 5 at pcghs too!fyi :P
LOLZ...that's why it's strange u girls nvr heard of it ler...
pcghs got 'on' but it's not so brutal as what i saw in clhs, that's for sure...
if u wan further details, pls msn me
i would certainly be delighted to giv u the info
haha....i dun think i can online much this hols....i need to study and sleep :P
during weekdays i sleep at 10.30....
if not i sure kena pimples...
lagipun i'm getting sick la....during exam week i slep at 1 and woke up at 4 am
eh, one thing i found out about ping hwa girls (not all, so dun criticize pls) is that most of them sleep early and wake up in the morning to study
well, for clhs boys it's kinda the opposite.we sleep during the noon and we wake up at night and study till tmr morning. strange huh?
guess lately been delving into a lot of ping hwa & clhs differences.maybe next time my part II forum would be discussing it.lolz.but that will be till i collect enuff info.
er, agree with ya over that.btw, suit urself and strive with every bit of strength u haf.coz stpm is the last thing u wanna be regret for urself coz din work hard for it. face it. it's the paper which will decide ur future. WORK HARD!!
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