A Brief but important update

First and for all, i gotta announce this:

UN has officially declared that 30th december is Cucumber Day, starting from next year onwards. This is in order to pay respect to Miss Cucumber (a.k.a. Miss Chin Xin-Ci) who was born on 30th december, 1986. She has managed to survive in an urban city by just eating a cucumber per meal for a month, continuously. UN committee was ultimately impressed by this fact and they decide to name december 30th as Cucumber Day in order to tell people how important the will of survival, and not least, cucumber is.

Let's remember this day, forever and ever.

Shuffle, then find your set of answers ;-)

sum update finally...been goddamn busy lately...my uni is definitely shit. but today i sorta relax the whole day...watching smallville (freshly downloaded) and doing nothing. iish...it's 4 in the morning now. i guess tmr i gonna start catching up on my studying. I LAG BEHIND A LOT D AND I M STILL HERE!!!!! SHEESSSHHHH!!!!


well, first thing first, xinch started this as a tag, which in fact is NOT a tag. therefore i gonna be kind this time. Juz having the fun doing it...so feel free if u wanna do this tag and dun do it if u dun feel like it. ;-)



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1.) Put your music player on shuffle
2.) Press forward for each question.
3.) Use the song title as the answer to the question.
4.) NO CHEATING!!!

{all right i gonna add a rule to this...becoz i do listen to classical and sentimental, so i will skip those songs. and i gonna do english songs, chinese songs and cantonese songs. maybe hokkien as well. ;-) }

*here it goes!!*


1.) How am I feeling today?

"Here, A little jealousy
I hope you think of me
Hope you wonder where I sleep at night
Cause I feel like I'm inside out
You got me upside down
Maybe I was holding on too tight"

yeah maybe i was holding on too tight...been thinking over this thing since xinch scolded me. :-(


Yellowcard - Inside Out
Lyrics


2.) Where will I get married?

"Who made up all the rules
We follow them like fools
Believe them to be true
Don't care to think them through"

never pre-decide anything in your life. it's good to have a goal, but not a whole life pre-planned.

Jem - They
Lyrics


3.) What is my best friend’s theme song?
Coldplay - Swallowed in the sea

this part of the lyrics suit his role play in my life the best:
"You cut me down a tree
And brought it back to me
And that's what made me see
Where I was going wrong "

Lyrics


4.) What was highschool like?

"Well don't you know I can't take it
I don't know who can
I'm not going to make it
I'm not that kind of man

Oh I can't sleep at night
But just the same
I never weep at night
I call your name"

relationships....relationships...that's the ups and downs in high school. :-X

Beatles - I Call Your Name
Lyrics

5.) What is the best thing about me?

“管他頭痛不頭痛 (有人這樣努力 我只覺得光榮)
我的頭痛不再痛 (能夠生存就有恃無恐)
苦痛說了沒人懂 (愛人沒有用 我一樣很有用)
我想什麼沒人懂 (沒有人歌頌 總有人被感動)
不具名的演員不管有沒有觀眾 謝謝儂"

It's about believing in my own path, and to survive throughout it.

Eason Chan - 謝謝儂
Lyrics


6.) How is today going to be?

"fly away
當我不顧一切無止盡追尋
有一個人 有一顆心
早已經默默之中在那裡"

thinking bout finding something in the future. really hope that someone will wait for me in front. then i dun haf that much of tension.

Fish Leong - Fly Away
Lyrics

7.) What is in store for this weekend?

"Oh darling please wait for me

The stars up in the sky, you know they know the reason why
I, I feel so blue 'cause I'm away, I'm away from you
Yeah, I'll hold you in my heart 'till I can hold you in my arms
Oh darling please wait for me"

About the issue of waiting for someone, again. *jeez...this shuffler is pricking my heart isn't it???*

Elvis Presley - I'll hold you in my heart
Lyrics


8.) What song describes my parents?

“醉里挑灯看剑 梦回吹角连营 弓如霹坜惊弦 风流总被雨打风吹而去 怎见气吞万里如虎 一笑人间万事 春风不染白发 怎忘寒冬冰秋 醉里且贪欢笑 颇未老乐悠悠 何处望神州 不尽长江滚滚流 千古兴亡多少事 金戈铁马战不休 天下谁英雄 赢得功名在身后 蓦然回首 数风流 非皇非帝非君非诸候"

this is all the lyrics...basically all fit...lolz

羽泉 - 辛弃疾


9.) How is my life going?

the tunes of a flowing river...yuppy...this is the perfect song for this answer. my life is flowing like a river now, leading to an unknown land, but yet i know i m heading somewhere.

Enya - Adiemus


10.) What song will they play at my funeral?

“Let's all get up and dance to a song
that was a hit before your Mother was born"

Beatles - Your mother should know


11.) How does the world see me?

"Oh My God 別這樣我已無力再反抗
找不到一句謊話騙自己"

resisting good endings all the while, and saying sth to lie myself, even sometimes i intuitively know the answer.

王力宏 - 白狐狸


12.) What do my friends really think of me?

"The river sparkles like fire,
The meadows strech out like a coloured carpet,
The clouds are growing white.

There are no people here ...
There is just silence here ..."

i wished it was the real silent me.

Sarah Brightman - How Fair This Spot
Lyrics


13) Do people secretly lust after me?

"Do you see my guilt? Should I feel fright?
Is the fire of hesitation burning bright?
And if you want to talk about it once again,
On you I depend. I'll cry on your shoulder.
You're a friend."

James Blunt - Cry
Lyrics


14.) How can I make myself happy?

"No, no matter how far we've come
I can't wait to see tomorrow
No matter how far we’ve come
I can’t wait to see tomorrow
With you"

yeah...that's the way.

Linkin Park - With you
Lyrics


15.) What should I do with my life?

"是一再的做 一再的錯不由我
我一步一步一步一步 慢慢走向流沙"

ntg. it's about doing what i shud do now. what's wrong, it's not to be decided by me.

David Tao - 流沙


16.) Will I ever have children?

"從前曾幻想
天天向上勇敢自強　可中獎
然而誰知道
一想你　忘記堅強"

*weep*....speechless. juz thought of sth.

Joey Yung - 告解


17.) What is some good advice?

"相恋不能再倾国倾城
倾倒你心里越来越冷坚固的灵魂
此刻你也就别再等
不能再等不能再等让热情变冷"

This is for someone…that someone who dwells in my heart.

MayDay - 爱情万岁
Lyrics


18.) What do I think my current theme song is?

"Honesty is such a lonely word.
Everyone is so untrue.
Honesty is hardly ever heard."

Oh my god this song comes out of nowhere and it hits!!!! =.=||||

Billy Joel – Honesty
Lyrics


19.) What does everyone else think about my current life?

“Please don't think of me
If you do you gotta block it
I got chills tonight
And you can't be here to stop it
I'm not a parasite
It's just a lonely night
Tonight”

You guys know it’s hurting me too…it’s just lonely nights in hk which kill me. Ntg more.

Robbie Williams – If it’s hurting you
Lyrics


20.) What type of women do you like?

"我爱你我爱你
我　我要　我要你　我要你说　只要说声爱
你为什么不　为什么不　为什么不敢说爱 "

*ROTFL* hahahahaha this is so funny!!

Old old song - 我要你的爱


21.) Will you get married?

" I'm in distress, oh mistress
I confess so do it one more time
These handcuffs are too tight
You know I will obey, so please
Don't make me beg
For blood, sex and booze you give me "

Wahahahaha…if I find someone who can actually SM me. This song rocks!!

Green Day – Blood, Sex and Booze


22.) What should I do with my love life?

" It's a chance to fix mistakes,
One more for the last time,
Does it blow our dreams away,
Don't waste this chance with your smile
10 seconds left on this dial,
This could be the last time. "

Arrghhhhhhhh…so chun…I gonna call her…this could be the last time for me to decide. At least.

The All-American-Rejects – 11 – 11 pm
Lyrics


23.) Where will you live?

" If the sun has faded away, I'll try to make it shine,"

Wherever I live, I will make that happen…anytime at all.

Beatles – Anytime at all
Lyrics


24.) What will your dying words be?

“I don’t wanna say good-bye.
I just wanna live my life with you.”

信乐团 - 世界末日
Lyrics


25.) When Im having sex I say…

"別再做情人　做隻貓做隻狗　不做情人
做隻寵物至少可愛迷人
和你不瞅不睬　最終只會成為敵人
淪為舊朋友　是否又稱心
沒有心　只像閒人
若有空　難道有空可接吻
註定似過路人陌生　你怎麼手震”

It’s the fear I m having lately...about sex being the temporary stuff or sth else. I dunno. *sigh*

Leo Ku - 愛與誠


26.) When I meet a guy/lady for the first time I say..

"If you wanna be with me, baby
There's a price you pay
I'm a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way
If you wanna be with me
I can make your wish come true
You gotta make a big impression "

Uiseh….best answer!!!!!!!!

Christina Aguilera – Genie in a bottle
Lyrics


27.) When my parents are angry I say…

“Tell me did you sail across the sun
Did you make it to the milky way to see the lights all faded
And that heaven is overrated”

Train – Drops of Jupiter
Lyrics


whoosh...finally had a good time doing this. i made my best to link all the lyrics website. there're some i don't do so becoz the lyrics is in my computer d. cheers pal. this tag is nice. found some of my answers too.

*deep deep sigh* being tagged again...this time by a mendoukusai girl...

Name 20 people you can think of and answer the questions below. Then, you can tag 5 people to do this survey. crappy stuff...xinch, i will xinch u when i see u.

1. Wei Zhi
2. Xinch
3. Shao Thing
4. Caryn
5. June
6. Samuel
7. Ewe Jin
8. Duen Horng
9. Chuan Wei
10. Uncle theam
11. Bak Kim
12. Lip Kheng
13. See tatt
14. Wenying
15. Lydia the liar
16. wei gie
17. shun xiang
18. kiat eng
19. ee lin
20. mah the tiu
21. uchiha sasuke
22. gaara
23. harry macdowel
24. brandon heat
25. lau boon chong
26. tulan beng
27. TEMARI!!!!!
28. Haruki murakami
29. yellowcard
30. faye wong
………………………………………….

Question time:

1. How did you meet #14?
whoosh...the noisy housefly...classmates in standard 4,5,6. after that we get close...dunno how, but just that friendship prevails. a really good fren to have.

2. What would you do if you hadn’t met #1?
wei zhi ar...i think a lot of things will change. my way of life. my perspective. my value for a friend. man, without best mate on this earth, life could be devastatingly unproductive and i might had killed myself at least 10 to 20 times if i din meet this guy.

3. What would you do if #20 and #9 dated?
WAKAKAKAKAKA...chuan wei and mah tiu??? they just fit each other...chuan wei has the longest thing every male has on this earth and mah tiu has the biggest hole every male has on this earth.

4. Would #6 and #17 make a good couple?
nope. both of them are not gay. or not certified as gay yet.

5. Describe #3
this guy is terribly talented. in japan digging japanese girls' holes now. he keeps a lot of stuff to himself. relatively quiet and could be really noisy when he drank half a bottle of beer/snuff 2 mg of drugs. he needs cooling down. sometimes revealing the problems to frens help a lot.

6. Do you think #8 is attractive?
*deep sigh* no question bout that. she's the only one on this earth who i believe that i can love so deep & intense in my whole life.

7. Tell me something about #7
ewe jin is a nerd. he wants to be professional in everything, which is impossible. very 'uncle' oso. he needs reshaping. maybe take a course on romance or sth.

8. Do you know anything about #12’s family?
i know where they live and what kinda business they run. but, without her permission, i won't poke my nose in.

9. What is #1’s favourite?
Ramen! ramen! ramen!! no lar...juz kidding...wei zhi, he really likes to flirt with girls when his gang of friends need him around. ROTFL!! okay...serious now. he likes martial art, anime, (talking with japanese in dreams), speaking in fei language, grow fat during winter, surprise ppl, tell ppl that he wants to read books but actually din...i guess that shud include all. LOLZ!!!

10. What would you do if #11 confesses that he/she likes you?
*faint* speaking frankly, i never ever thought of that. if bak kim confesses, i will most probably lower down my iq level to fit her or to tell her to keep a diet. the first one is impossible since it couldn't be done by ourselves. so, that leaves the second choice.

11. What language does #15 speak?
the language of a liar. she lies about everything. including herself. might haf a risk of being in delirium and confusion. she speaks herself of a queen (wtf? we are from malaysia!!!) and tot ppl worshipped her (what we do is just thinking of her when we're asked: 'who would u not think of having sex with in ur whole life?'). so basically...u know lar.....

12. Who is #9 going out with?
wahahahahahaha...what more to say?? chuan wei is dating my dog now!!!!!!

13. How old is #16?
20 now...in year 2006.

14. When was the last time you talked to #13?
the day he went to japan in airport. in march 2006. god i wanna tease this guy again.

15. Who is #2’s favourite singer?
xinch? wahahahahahaha...she listens to all craps!! including kids' song. dun believe it?? check her i-pod. she has 'bla bla black sheep' and 'old mcdonald'!!!

16. Would you date #4?
seriously? talked with her bout it in hong kong...two days ago...which is 24th august 2006. for the time being, no. in the future? i dunno. let fate decide lar aiyo...dunnit to be so mahuan.

17. Would you date #7?
holy crap NO!!!! not even if i were gay.

18. Is #15 single?
hahahaahahhaha...i guess her parents won't check my blog right? NOPE she is NOT

19. What is #10’s last name?
Khoo. he is so proud of it. he boasted about what most ppl with this surnames or sth if u ask him bout his surname. really crappy guy. duh. theam, get a hold of urself. listen sincerely to others!! :D

20. Would you consider being in a relationship with #19?
still the line: "let fate decide.". currently 'no'. she needs to get more mature. (hope u won't faint yea :D)

21. What school did #17 go to?
now currently in 'inti' after form 6. why? coz he wants to study aeronautical engineering in america...wah, is he rich? not really. he will work and study in america. this guy affects me the most in form 6. my vision and effort to reach my dreams grow wider and stronger after i meet him. thank you, shun xiang, for everything.

22. Where does #6 live?
CO Lim road in penang. god i know the way to his house like the back of my hand. use to go this guy's house to pick him up/drop him. really miss the days with my frens. *sigh*. this guy is currently in johor, UTM. wish ya the best, mate!!

23. What is your favourite thing about #5?
EVERYTHING. she's one of my best friends i could ever have in my life. and for that i gonna appreciate it more than anything else.

24. What do you think about #13?
use to be arrogant. but changes much d. basically a nerd. study everything 'professionally'. you could refer him as the first success of human encyclopaedia on earth.

25. What do #4 and #18 have in common?
wahahahahahahahahaha...both of them are boyish and girlish. a hybrid. both haf the potential to undergo sex change. that's all. LOLZ!!

26. What special qualities does #5 hold in your life?
the thing which i call 'true friendship'

And the tagged would be

Wei zhi
samuel
caryn
june
see tatt! hahaha
haruki murakami
dan brown
jk rowling
kishimoto
tony leung chiu wai
andy lau tak wah

after doing this tag, i found out that i m really lucky. i haf a lot of true friends in my life who i really value, and they value me too. i din see this in those classmates of mine. i bet i m the luckiest person alive. gosh....my life juz couldn't continue on its path without u guys...really, thanks a lot for everything.

MY BIRD WAS TAGGED WHILE I BATHED!!!!

I was bathing syiokly...and when i got out from my bathroom, i found out sth sticking on my bird...and when i revealed my towel to look at it...OMG IT'S A TAG!!! GUESS WHO PASTE THAT ON IT!!! IT'S A FAT FISH!!! *FAINT*

-The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points about his/her perfect lover.
-Have to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover.
-Tag eight other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.
-If you are tagged the second time.There is NO need to do this again.
-Lastly, most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT!! ^^

1. gender of perfect lover of coz girl...(refer to my gay & best fren post...sure know my opinions d =P)
2. my requirements are very low when i come to realize a lot of things lately...the main characteristics i seek for is: maturity, kindness, tolerance
3. i dun care about looks...once i fall in love with the person, even she kena burned, scratched, distorted i will still love her, as long as her characters don't change
4. able to bear ups and downs in life with me without getting too hysterical/hyper/losing her head over sth very happy or utmostly sad
5. I love cooking...and starting to learn cooking oso. I wish my perfect lover would let me do the cooking and HELP me out when i m cooking then ok d. =P
6. healthy lifestyle...such as haf regular exercises and know how to control her meals in healthy manner (not trying to keep a deadly/unagreeable diet or eating to achieve obesity)
7. frank communication...when it comes to quarrel or breakdown i will tell her what i truly feel, and i hope she did the same. after the dispute i will cool everything down and try to change myself surely. but if no frank communication happened during that moment, i will be very beh syiok...and it will build my anger up.
8. erm...critism is acceptable, as long as it's loving. one thing is, i sometimes need my time by myself. leave me alone when i say that i need to be alone.
9. I accept all religions but STRICTLY NO MUSLIMS.there're tonnes of good qualities ppl who are non-muslims.STRICTLY STRICTLY NO MUSLIMS.

hehe...whose bird/groin shall i tag...
1. wei zhi the alabai's bird
2. shao thing the tulan's bird
3. samuel loh howe chuan!!!
4. XINCI!!
5. UNCLE THEAM!!!
6. amoi/bak kim/bak kim bak/black king bar
7. EE LIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8. CHUAN WEI!!!!!

Bird’s Birdy Forum Part I

Topic: The Difference Of Gay/Lesbian and Best Frens…The Male and Female Dilemma

I have been drenching and thoroughly immersed in my own thoughts ever since I read an ‘ancient’ blog post of Wei Zhi (Holy-days-The Path of the Slack Guru, posted on Tuesday, September 27, 2005) and a comment by Jiah Ling which printed: “y is it that when 2 guys watch a movie it's gay but when 2 gals go out for a movie it's not?!!?? weird....” (first comment under the blog title as mentioned above, fourth paragraph)…Ignoring the misdemeanour of the ‘careless comment’ posted by Jiah Ling at first, thinking that she’s rather injudicious and tactless (or rather sleepy??) while she’s writing that, after some time it struck me in a twinkling: Would it be possible that both genders have different interpretation of gay/lesbian and best friends?

Therefore after confining myself to readings and contemplation for about a week, I think I have rigorously found the indistinct line of how male and female separate gay/lesbian and best friends both from the official and unofficial manners. Of course, it’s my own point of view, therefore I post this in order to refine it by receiving comments from you all considering this topic.

Official Manners:

Holding Hands

To the girls, to hold the hand of another girl means to establish a bond and trust in her, therefore it is an honour, leading to secrets sharing and sisterhood. It is merely an understandable ritual between both girls who are ready for the term ‘best friends of a lifetime’.

To the guys, to hold the hand of a girl means that after so much strife and hardships we finally are able to entrust our own feelings to that girl, and therefore take the lead of steering the girl’s living into the zone we name ‘love and security’. (this statement does not include ‘playboys’) Therefore, to guys, holding the hand of another guy in a way clashes with our predominant principle of the official ‘hold hands’ meaning and atmosphere. To guys, everything is simple enough and only has one definition. Therefore to hold hands = gay.

Watching movie

To the girls, watching movie alone with another girl is no big deal. To watch movie is to watch movie…where is there to worry about? They are there to enjoy the storyline and the romance of the production…so what?

To the guys…..NO NO NO. Watching movies is a pre-arranged and well-planned notion to get close with the girls we admire or wish to flirt with. Of course, watching movies with a gang of guys is a normal outing activity with no special intentions at all. But if it’s down to watching movie alone with another guy, the first thought came into our mind (even that is our best friend) is: OMG OMG, I am not gonna flirt with this guy, ain’t i??

Sharing the Same Ice-cream

To the girls, guy’s saliva may be disgusting but saliva of the same sex seems not to be that threatening after all. Best friends sharing the same ice-cream? Argh, nvm lar of coz!!! Nothing much right?

To the guys, girl’s saliva is a precious, while guy’s saliva is totally…TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE!!!! To us, sharing saliva with the girl we are in relationship is an unspoken excitement, depicting further acceptance of our love from the girls, or in flirtatious mood, something to be proud of. THIS FEELING TOTALLY SHATTERS WHEN WE WERE TO SHARE ANOTHER GUY’S SALIVA!!! Told you!!! Guys’ way of thinking is straight forward and one-way-street! Everything is simple enough!!! We don’t accept another definition for that!! Those guys who did, they are GAY~~~!!!!

Verbal Expressions

To the girls, being each other’s best friends means to care for the other, and to be there for her all the while, helping each other to get through aught and everything no matter it’s a minor problem or a major catastrophe. Therefore a girl could say this without any doubt to her female best friend: “I will care and be there for you no matter what!” without arousing any sudden glares or scowls.

To the guys, being each other’s best friends means to die trying to help the other out WHEN HE IS IN DEEP SHIT. If you boh-suu-boh-eiao (hokkien, meaning nothing to do) go and say this “I will care and be there for you no matter what!” to our best friend when everything is tranquil and peaceful, both of us will definitely feel very awkward, strange and GAY!

Unofficial Manners:

Distance between Best Friends when Sitting Next to Each Other

To the girls, being best friends is something affectionate and definitely worth cherish for! Therefore female best friends will choose to sit closely to each other, closer = the better friends and tighter the bond.

To the guys, there’s only girls whom we would like to sit closely with…for best friends? We will keep a safe and understandable distance between each other even when we were alone and to talk about secrets + sharing opinions of life. SITTING THAT CLOSE??? OMG THAT’S GAY!

Hugging

To the girls, female best friends hugging each other while walking together from any and every angles work just fine…it’s affectionate, and it’s warm and it’s caring.

To the guys, best friends hugging each other? Well, see where are you hugging! Male best friends often hug each other by the shoulder while walking…if they hug each other by the waist, OMG, THAT’S GAY! It’s because we use to hug a girl by the waist…it too, depicts that ‘this girl is mine now’ sort of ego. Girls, if a guy hugs you by the shoulder, BEWARE! Guys, if a guy hugs you by the waist, you knew it……IT’S GAY!!!


Well, from both official and unofficial manners, guys and girls differ much…it’s because guys are built simple and with ego! Well, I hope the girls could give me different approaches to this topic…I could have thought the wrong way the girls did in those ‘To the girls….” section….so please correct me and discuss with me in the comments section freely!!

WARNING: The above statements, especially the ‘To the guys…’ section does not include playboys, player and that sort of. It’s the same in the ‘To the girls…’ section.

The Ultimate 'Communication' Master -----> GLO

Wah today is so gy......u guys used to know that i teach tuition right? and today i stayed back after teaching them for a while, just for the purpose of talking bullshit.

Well, i bullshited a lot to them...lemme describe it...:

the fat gal, form 4, of my class (my class only consisted of three students) was asked by her grandma to drink sum 鸡精 before her exam...(pcghs exam is around the corner...) n she refused coz she said 鸡精 is very hot and not suitable for the body...well, very gai coz she went and asked me what is 鸡精 made of...then the bullshitting commences!!! I said, well, 鸡精, as how the words implied, is made by the sperms of chickens...then she laughed (the whole class oso) laughed in disbelief,she straight said i m a cheater (OF COZ I AM!!!)....but, keeping a really straight face, i looked at her, and started to wave my hands (like how the politicians do in their speech) and i actually go and draw a few organics structure representing the nutrients of the sperms of chicken (of coz bluff one) and bragged about how scientist found out why sperms of chickens are nice for health...

well, after 15 mins of bullshit, all of the class actually looked serious now...and they listened to me very carefully......all look so stern and slowly come to an agreement that i m saying the truth after they asked me a few questions (answered easily by organic chem...) and then the fat gal asked me another stupid question: then how the farm ppl get the sperms from the chickens ar?

Then i started...well, i said, u might not believe it u know, but i've seen the report from england actually.

They all looked so serious.

I continued:
The farm ppl...they put sex videos of chickens mating for them to see....on four televisions surrounding the barn...then the male chickens will start masturbating and then they collect the sperms from under the barn....well....in the past, they used to seduce the male chickens manually by using hands....that's why 鸡精 so expensive in the past and nowadays not so expensive d coz the production cost being cut down....

HAHAHAAHAHA......i laughed till wanna blow in my heart but looking at their serious faces, i decided not to break this 'joke'...and i laughed till wanna burst on my way back to my house......HAHAHAHHAA

and this fat gal oso very funny....i keh si keh si talk about bluffed stuffs of me and girls kissing....plus watching sex videos together to cut down the urge to make sex...(bluff till wanna ki siao d), well i bluffed seriously, and she really took it seriously!! GOD!!! and in the end i made her declared that she watched gangbangs sex videos of 3 ppl in front of the class, thus admitted that she searched for porn online oso........HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.....HIAK HIAK HIAK

and in the end before i left, i told them of a sex videos of the NTU & UTAR students making sex (they shot it with hp one)....how interesting it is and how keng it is then they all asked from me !!! (the fat gal, the other gal in the class and the clhs guy). Well, i said NO of coz.....but if.....i told them, u get 80 marks in ur coming add maths exam then i will lend them the videos + a lot of freebies :D :D

THEY ALL GO UPROAR....and they swear die oso wanna try......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOLZ LOLZ!!!!! this is really SIAO MAN....well, i am very confident they wont get so good a results....coz their add maths less than 20 marks one........HIAK HIAK HIAK....well, u see, teaching tuition can be fun oso, if u know how to bullshit and dig stuffs from ur students!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAA

OMFG....BIRD GHEE'S PROFILE IS BEING VIEWED????

WAHLIEW GUYS U NVR WANT TO MESS WITH HONG KONG PPL I TELL U!!! SHIT THEY ARE SO EFFICIENT AND 'RESPONSIBLE'???? (or 'over-responsible'?)

God, i tot they are just going to call me telling me about the procedures and stuffs...ok...at start it seems to be like that....i mar listen lor.....oh....they are doing accreditation every five years...this year is the year they are doing the accreditation for civil engineering programme for HKUST....according to past 10 years record which all pass the accreditation it wont be much of a problem kinda talk.......

okay......it seems fine....but it still doesn't gimme confidence....until 20 mins later she suddenly asked: "yaya...i understand that u r a scholarship holder for civil engineering programme in HKUST?"

i started to sweat a lil....how did she know??
then the answer came swiftly: "ya i talked to the executives of civil engineering department of HKUST regarding this question that u haf asked me after the meeting with her...u r from malaysia right?"

*sweating more now* I swallowed my saliva hard and answered: "hmm...ya."

she continued,"well, i understand that the executive of HKUST civil engineering department Joanne had e-mailed u right? and i oso talked with the programme coordinator and this is my personal view...dun worry about the accreditation...."

i was about to say "hmm thank you" but there was no chance coz i m sweating hard...

then she said: "i heard that u r a very good student...just dun worry about it...even it's the worst case senario where it is not accredited, we will give the uni a year to improve it....the year of updating which is ur intake, wil; oso be covered..."

*SWEAT TILL CANNOT BREATHE LIAO*

there ended the phone convo by thx you and stuffs.

I M IN SHOCK......I M STILL IN SHOCK NOW. wahliew DOES A HKIE ADMIN has to take my e-mail so seriously???????????THIS IS......ARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AND I AM NOT EVEN A GOOD STUDENT!!!!!!!!!

in the depth of my heart i am thinking that i dun wanna go HKUST coz if i go there my results sux then.............................*sweat sweat sweat sweat*

A WARNING TO YOU GUYS!!!! DUN MESS WITH HK PPL.......THEY WILL TAKE THEIR JOBS SERIOUSLY AND THEY WILL CHECK UR PROFILE!!!! DUN SIAO SIAO!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY HKIE!!!!!!

Memoirs Of A Birdsha (Part III) - The Crazy Photoes

WARNING : THIS POST IS 18 SX AND SHUD BE KEPT AWAY FROM CHILDREN UNDER 18 AT ALL COST.

Chin gy.....i hesitate for a very long time but finally i think i will reveal these.....er......really crazy photoes i took during the first Langkawi trip...

That time we were swimming in the resort's swimming pool at around 3 or 4 in the morning after siaoing for a whole day...and plan to siao again...(in the end a lot of us caught flu...)

At that time when we wanna go out of the pool, i used my towel to cover my body in order to 'resist' the 'damage' of the wind blowing on my already very 'thin' body. Then Bird Dan tot of taking pictures of us and i suddenly think of these crazy poses which made a lot of ppl vomit after they saw it....hiak hiak....u judge it lar...is it 'spit rice' enuff???


*sigh* very gai izzit??? haha i m so sexy


all of them said: cibai...u really hiao...i say no ar??? just a crazy pose anyway...hehehee

OKAY...ENUFF ABOUT IT...and if i make u guys vomit, hehe, i have achieved my priority. hiak hiak hiak hiak........

Memoirs Of A Birdsha (Part II) - The Essay

When applying for ntu scholarship (which i dun get...) there was a request for the applicants to submit an essay on a title "write an essay about a person who influences u the most and why"

I was so siao that i wrote this 'creative' and 'birdy' essay and seriously want to submit it....until in the end kena stopped by all my gang...dan lar...tst lar...all say this essay is good but it will be...er...not suitable to become a scholarship essay.........

well, u guys judge it lar....i still think it's good ;-)

When I first laid my lips on his, even I wondered if I could be gay. Everyone around us was staring unbelievably at us, all stunned in consternation. The crowd in the restaurant didn’t even utter anything soft, and I was almost firmly sure that I had invented the technology of stopping time.

Yet I did not regret what I had done, even up till today, kissing the person that has influenced me that much mouth to mouth. After the kiss, he still kept that friendly smile of his, and still looking good now in his characteristic white suit and black bow tie. Everything between us both remains normal, believe me.

The decision to kiss him came after I had endured all those hardships by holding onto the values of his life: determination and perseverance. At the age of 66, he set out on a journey around America, cooking batches of chicken for restaurant owners and getting business for his fried chicken. Even encountering troubles and setbacks, he never gave up. Whenever I felt like giving up in my studies or any of my doings, the determination of Harland Sanders will drag me up from the abyss of despair. I was never ever so grateful for the life lesson that he had taught me of being a person who never gives up easily.

Yes, Harland Sanders, better known as the founder of KFC, is the person that influences me the most. His remarkable life teaches me the lesson that it’s never too late to achieve my dreams, and never to give up. Therefore when I saw him sitting peacefully and smiling friendly in the KFC restaurant, I wanted to thank him for what he brought to my life.

Nothing serves better than a kiss, right? Thank you, Harland Sanders!

Memoirs Of A Birdsha (Part I)

Last time when we all (dan, tst, sam, yst, koja, theam and I) went to Leisure Cove for LAN party (all of us who have comps bring all our comps there), sth really shit happened.

The LAN party was held for two days one night….so we had to actually stay there for one night. Because I thought that others will bring toothpaste there so I think it wont hurt if I dun bring mine……hiak hiak hiak…..coz I can borrow mar…..easy….

Then the worst nightmare came……after madding around till 2 sth in the morning, sum of us already wanna go to sleep…..so I wanna brush my teeth, there I mar go borrow toothpaste from my best pal that Bird Dan….

He said: Ok, it’s in the plastic bag in the washroom.

I said: thanks pal.

Then I went into the washroom, bringing my toothbrush, and found that plastic bag. I searched the plastic bag without any effort and found a toothpaste. I squeezed it on my toothbrush and I found out that the color is light brown. I thought: wow, that’s a new kinda toothpaste I never seen before…….NICE…

The process of brushing the teeth commences!!! I feel weird once I tasted the toothpaste…..it’s like the smell of grease…..yeah grease….u know u guys pernah soldered sth in KH lab last time during form 3 right? (soldering = mematri) there’s a kind of grease which is used to make the soldering process smoother…….ya……I m right…..that kinda grease smell……I thought: SHIT.erm….maybe it’s sum kinda herbs ingredients that is meant to make ur teeth stronger??

But after brushing my teeth for more than a minute I really feel like vomiting. This couldn’t possibly be a toothpaste!!!

I rushed out of the washroom, bringing the toothpaste, and asked Bird Dan: what the shit is in this toothpaste?? Is it expired??

Bird Dan went almost dumbstruck, then burst in laughters: THAT’S MY PIMPLE CREAM!!!!

THEN I WENT WAHLIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOO…………!!!!!!!!!SHIT I BRUSHED MY TEETH WITH PIMPLE CREAM FOR MORE THAN ONE MINUTE!!!!!

The smell of grease grew stronger and stronger. I was so PISSED OFF becoz the tooth paste Bird Dan brought is of the size of ur 小指. GY!!!!!!!!!! I dare not to use the toothbrush again to brush my teeth liao so I straight squeeze a portion of the colgate into my mouth and wash my teeth with my fingers…..on and on….this process repeated about 10 to 20 times but the smell of grease was still there!!!!!!

I went totally frantic and used 100 Plus to wash my mouth for over four to five times….even the biscuits, drinks and everything tasted like grease no matter how many times I washed my mouth.

SUI AR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SUI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SUI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I was just sui after all!!!!!!!!!! DAMN IT!!!!

(P/S: memoirs of birdsha records every bird event that happened in the past…..MORE BIRDY stuffs to come…..stay tune!!!!)

Shitty it is guys...the chatterbox problem is bugging me.....margin problem!!! but nvm leave it be until i find the solution lar......mendoukusai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Btw yesterday night discussed with WZ about new stuffs to add into my sidebar......very funny indeed....u guys mate ya..........surely will let u guys laugh till heads fall off <--- Nearly Headless Nick?

I went to register new driving license today (ui seh....me finally a non-P driver hiak hiak), and what made it really funny is, the cashier DIN even notice that it's a bird who was getting the license!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA! he din even look at me.....everyone in the room was dumbstruck, looking at a bird which walked here and there registering for driving license

And also due to air boundaries and suicide-attack bird shit squard terrorist problem, i hafta go and renew my passport in order to validate my personal details while entering other countries' skies......HAIH....that's is shit....i will get my passport by tmr.....it costs RM300!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

will blog again tonite...more exciting stuffs yet to come.......