The Ultimate 'Communication' Master -----> GLO

Wah today is so gy......u guys used to know that i teach tuition right? and today i stayed back after teaching them for a while, just for the purpose of talking bullshit.

Well, i bullshited a lot to them...lemme describe it...:

the fat gal, form 4, of my class (my class only consisted of three students) was asked by her grandma to drink sum 鸡精 before her exam...(pcghs exam is around the corner...) n she refused coz she said 鸡精 is very hot and not suitable for the body...well, very gai coz she went and asked me what is 鸡精 made of...then the bullshitting commences!!! I said, well, 鸡精, as how the words implied, is made by the sperms of chickens...then she laughed (the whole class oso) laughed in disbelief,she straight said i m a cheater (OF COZ I AM!!!)....but, keeping a really straight face, i looked at her, and started to wave my hands (like how the politicians do in their speech) and i actually go and draw a few organics structure representing the nutrients of the sperms of chicken (of coz bluff one) and bragged about how scientist found out why sperms of chickens are nice for health...

well, after 15 mins of bullshit, all of the class actually looked serious now...and they listened to me very carefully......all look so stern and slowly come to an agreement that i m saying the truth after they asked me a few questions (answered easily by organic chem...) and then the fat gal asked me another stupid question: then how the farm ppl get the sperms from the chickens ar?

Then i started...well, i said, u might not believe it u know, but i've seen the report from england actually.

They all looked so serious.

I continued:
The farm ppl...they put sex videos of chickens mating for them to see....on four televisions surrounding the barn...then the male chickens will start masturbating and then they collect the sperms from under the barn....well....in the past, they used to seduce the male chickens manually by using hands....that's why 鸡精 so expensive in the past and nowadays not so expensive d coz the production cost being cut down....

HAHAHAAHAHA......i laughed till wanna blow in my heart but looking at their serious faces, i decided not to break this 'joke'...and i laughed till wanna burst on my way back to my house......HAHAHAHHAA

and this fat gal oso very funny....i keh si keh si talk about bluffed stuffs of me and girls kissing....plus watching sex videos together to cut down the urge to make sex...(bluff till wanna ki siao d), well i bluffed seriously, and she really took it seriously!! GOD!!! and in the end i made her declared that she watched gangbangs sex videos of 3 ppl in front of the class, thus admitted that she searched for porn online oso........HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.....HIAK HIAK HIAK

and in the end before i left, i told them of a sex videos of the NTU & UTAR students making sex (they shot it with hp one)....how interesting it is and how keng it is then they all asked from me !!! (the fat gal, the other gal in the class and the clhs guy). Well, i said NO of coz.....but if.....i told them, u get 80 marks in ur coming add maths exam then i will lend them the videos + a lot of freebies :D :D

THEY ALL GO UPROAR....and they swear die oso wanna try......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOLZ LOLZ!!!!! this is really SIAO MAN....well, i am very confident they wont get so good a results....coz their add maths less than 20 marks one........HIAK HIAK HIAK....well, u see, teaching tuition can be fun oso, if u know how to bullshit and dig stuffs from ur students!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAA