Memoirs Of A Birdsha (Part I)

Last time when we all (dan, tst, sam, yst, koja, theam and I) went to Leisure Cove for LAN party (all of us who have comps bring all our comps there), sth really shit happened.

The LAN party was held for two days one night….so we had to actually stay there for one night. Because I thought that others will bring toothpaste there so I think it wont hurt if I dun bring mine……hiak hiak hiak…..coz I can borrow mar…..easy….

Then the worst nightmare came……after madding around till 2 sth in the morning, sum of us already wanna go to sleep…..so I wanna brush my teeth, there I mar go borrow toothpaste from my best pal that Bird Dan….

He said: Ok, it’s in the plastic bag in the washroom.

I said: thanks pal.

Then I went into the washroom, bringing my toothbrush, and found that plastic bag. I searched the plastic bag without any effort and found a toothpaste. I squeezed it on my toothbrush and I found out that the color is light brown. I thought: wow, that’s a new kinda toothpaste I never seen before…….NICE…

The process of brushing the teeth commences!!! I feel weird once I tasted the toothpaste…..it’s like the smell of grease…..yeah grease….u know u guys pernah soldered sth in KH lab last time during form 3 right? (soldering = mematri) there’s a kind of grease which is used to make the soldering process smoother…….ya……I m right…..that kinda grease smell……I thought: SHIT.erm….maybe it’s sum kinda herbs ingredients that is meant to make ur teeth stronger??

But after brushing my teeth for more than a minute I really feel like vomiting. This couldn’t possibly be a toothpaste!!!

I rushed out of the washroom, bringing the toothpaste, and asked Bird Dan: what the shit is in this toothpaste?? Is it expired??

Bird Dan went almost dumbstruck, then burst in laughters: THAT’S MY PIMPLE CREAM!!!!

THEN I WENT WAHLIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOO…………!!!!!!!!!SHIT I BRUSHED MY TEETH WITH PIMPLE CREAM FOR MORE THAN ONE MINUTE!!!!!

The smell of grease grew stronger and stronger. I was so PISSED OFF becoz the tooth paste Bird Dan brought is of the size of ur 小指. GY!!!!!!!!!! I dare not to use the toothbrush again to brush my teeth liao so I straight squeeze a portion of the colgate into my mouth and wash my teeth with my fingers…..on and on….this process repeated about 10 to 20 times but the smell of grease was still there!!!!!!

I went totally frantic and used 100 Plus to wash my mouth for over four to five times….even the biscuits, drinks and everything tasted like grease no matter how many times I washed my mouth.

SUI AR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SUI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SUI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I was just sui after all!!!!!!!!!! DAMN IT!!!!

(P/S: memoirs of birdsha records every bird event that happened in the past…..MORE BIRDY stuffs to come…..stay tune!!!!)